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Club Plonk! At The Paddington Basin

This summer we are bringing a Polynesian Beach Paradise Resort to Paddington, named Club Plonk. Our new summer pop up will take you back to the 1950s golden age of tiki, with 9 hole crazy golf course plonked down next to a new sandy beach, lawn games, a BYOB bar and food trucks…for the whole summer long.

The Holiday Activities

At Club Plonk, playing, relaxing, eating and drinking are all on the menu. And what beach holiday resort would be complete without some activities. We will be installing one of our classic 9 hole minigolf courses, with loops, ramps, big air time jumps, rolling hills and tricky beams so the course will test the skills of experienced players as well as the amateur putters in all of us. The course is also accessible to disabled players

Along with our classic mini-golf course, there will also be a range of old school Club Plonk games on the large shady lawns around the course. From boules to croquet, from kubb to horseshoes there will be plenty of chance for barefooted rematches after your rounds.

The Resort

Of course no tropical holiday resort is complete without a big sandy beach…and no sandy beach is complete without deck chairs, umbrellas, volleyball, a BYOB beach bar (other than for special events when drinks will be on sale)… so all you have to do is kick back with your feet in the sand, relax and let the games begin.

On special events throughout the summer, Club Plonk will be running events alongside all of the great activations happening at the Paddington basin. The team at Merchant’s Square have again organised events like their great rubber duck racing, zip wire pop up, dragon boat racing, big screen sports and video games.

Like any good resort, there will be a club shop on site purveying a wide range of vintage Hawaiian shirts, Polynesian craft souvenirs, lawn games, beach equipment (how else will you build that prize winning sandcastle) and Club Plonk mementoes.


Open Hours

Mon - Fri : 12pm - 8pm
Saturday: 12pm - 9pm
Sunday : 11am - 7pm

1 ROUND: £6
2 ROUNDS: £10

UNDER 18's
1 ROUND: £4

1 ROUND: £13.50
(2 Adults + 2 Under 18's)

Under 18's are not allowed on site after 7 pm

Walk-ins welcome but pre-booked ticket holders receive priority.

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Food and Drink

The bar at club Plonk is never far away… as it is a BYOB venue. This means you can bring your own drinks to the resort picnic style. We will provide buckets and ice to keep your drinks cool and blankets will be available if people have left theirs at home so you can picnic beachside style. You haven't packed a picnic, have no fear as there are many great food vendors on site across the basin to choose from. On unusual events, the Club we will be hosting “Clubsandwedges” food truck, sporting a wide range of gourmet club sarnies, hand cut chips and homemade dips.

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