Tiny and Shiny!

7 HOLE “MINI” MINI GOLF

Plonk Battersea is our smallest course, but by no means the easiest. A UV hyper-coloured arcade version of our full Plonk Crazy Golf courses – we pack in 7-holes, but we’ve nuked-it with a Shrink-A-Lizer 8000 (Our Plonk R&D team outdid themselves this time). So expect our usual golf-stacles only to scale – Mini Marble Runs and Lil’ Loop the Loops, Bitty Bumpers, and Resized Randomisers. Bucket loads of fun in a smaller package.

The Four Thieves Pub

An Enormous Victorian Music Hall, PLUS Games Arcade, PLUS Microbrewery, PLUS comedy store, PLUS covered Beer Garden, The Four Thieves has to be the biggest entertainment establishment in the Whole of West London. The beer is brewed on site, and comes straight from tank to tap. Their HUGE games arcade hosts RC racing in it, retro Arcade cabinets, ping pong, pinball, foosball, TWO Crystal Maze style puzzle rooms, and a range of midweek and weekend events, to hold even the shortest attention spans!

The Four Thieves operates a strictly over 21 policy.

Open Hours

PRICE IS FOR ALL YOU CAN PLAY
FOR 1 PLAYER DURING THE WEEK ONLY

ALL YOU CAN PLAY BOOKINGS
Monday-Thursday: 7pm-11pm
Sunday: 1pm - 9pm

WALKS UPS ALWAYS WELCOME
Friday: 6pm-2am
Saturday: 12pm-2am
Sunday: 1pm-9pm

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Find us

The Four Thieves Pub
51 Lavender Gardens,
London SW11 1DJ

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Food and Drink

The head chef Richard Allen – has put together a menu of British pub classics made with seasonal, fresh locally sourced ingredients. The ever-changing menu includes street food, European and pan-Asian cuisine. We serve different menus for BOOGALOO STU’S BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH and SUNDAY ROASTS.

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