Tiny and Shiny!
Barcade Mini Mini Golf
Plonk Battersea is our smallest course, but by no means the easiest! A UV hyper-coloured arcade- version of our Plonk Crazy Golf courses, we still pack in 7-holes, but we’ve nuked-it with a Shrink-A-Lizer 8000 (it’s all very above board, don’t worry), so expect all our usual Golfstacles, only to scale! Mini-marble runs and Lil’ Loops, Bitty Bumpers and Reduced randomisers. Bucket loads of fun, in a tiny package.
The Four Thieves Pub
An Enormous Victorian Music Hall, PLUS Games Arcade, PLUS Microbrewery, PLUS comedy store, PLUS covered Beer Garden, The Four Thieves has to be the biggest entertainment establishment in the Whole of West London. The beer is brewed on site, and comes straight from tank to tap. Their HUGE games arcade hosts RC racing in it, retro Arcade cabinets, ping pong, pinball, foosball, TWO Crystal Maze style puzzle rooms, and a range of midweek and weekend events, to hold even the shortest attention spans!
The Four Thieves operates a strictly over 21 policy.
Food and Drink
The head chef Richard Allen – has put together a menu of British pub classics made with seasonal, fresh locally sourced ingredients. The ever-changing menu includes street food, European and pan-Asian cuisine. We serve different menus for BOOGALOO STU’S BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH and SUNDAY ROASTS.
All You Can Play Mon - Wed
Play our Plonk Battersea course as much as you like Mon - Wednesday. Other weekday events at The Four Thieves Pub are: 2 4 1 Burgers on Mondays, Pub quiz on Tuesdays and Live Bluegrass on Wednesdays,
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